You know all those moms out there, with the babies in outfits? How when you go out, all the babies are looking cute in their onesies and pants and hats and all the other crap?
Mine doesn’t. I don’t dress my baby in outfits. Some days I barely dress him at all.
The whole truth is that for the first month of his life, he wore long-sleeve side snap shirts. No pants, just shirts, because he would constantly vomit on himself and we needed to change his clothes 4 times a day and pants didn’t fit. Now, all he wears are zip-up sleep and play coveralls. No snaps here, because I don’t have time to deal with fastening them all. No joke, I can’t be bothered with snaps because they take too much time.
I have only twice put my son in a onesie. It’s too much effort to put it on over his head. And pants still don’t fit him right, because he’s 23 inches long, and barely 11 pounds.
I keep telling myself once he’s older, like the next size up in clothes (3-6 months), I will dress him. But today I realized that he is ready for that size, because he is long enough and the zip-up footies are getting too short.
Crap. I mean well, and will try to start dressing him like a human. But there are days where I can barely manage to get myself dressed, and knowing he’ll need to change outfits multiple times a day saps my will to live (with him in outfits, that is).
How do you collected and together moms manage to do this every day? What am I missing here???